I may set up the big screen video games if the projector works.

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

Some recent signs:


This one is for Cat

This one is for Cat

From the Castro

From the Castro

Lost Weekend Video elevating their case against Netflix to the idealogical.

Lost Weekend Video elevating their case against Netflix to the idealogical.

A show of support came a day after the worst violence.

Saturday, March 19th, 2011

Last weekend I drove up to Napa to meet my parents visiting from Philly. Parking was tight but I ended up finding a spot in the lot of an upscale shopping center. I was a little worried that my car might be ticketed because we took off for a bike ride with no intention of upscale shopping.

When we returned, I found this note on my windshield.

Not only had the upscale parking lot managers never suspected my desperate plot to park and dash, but based on the appearance of my car they assumed that the car couldn’t belong to anyone but an employee.

Instead of a ticket I just got a comically threatening note. The Camry saves the day again!

I guess this is kind of insulting, but my car has seen worse.

Feels, and smells, like the inside of a gingerbread house.

Friday, February 25th, 2011

I guess this might be the last of the February Light, since forecasts are calling for the first SF snow in twenty years.

Cherry Blossom Corpses--they were fleeting this year

The mighty Pacific after a clearing storm.

The mighty Pacific as a storm clears.

My personal favorite.  I tip my hat to the person who wheatpasted this to a wall.

My personal favorite. I tip my hat to the person who wheatpasted this to a wall.

Again, my apology

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

The view from the ol’ office today.  Sun setting behind Mt. Tamalpais in the background,  “No Photography” sign in the foreground.

office_view_nov_2010

Win a Prius!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

door_sign

Are you masturbating in front of your window again?

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Is it funny that this is the illustration that Trojan includes with instructions for heterosexual sex?  Look at those little balls!
Trojan instructions

(more…)

I especially like the last one.

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Since the beginning of the fall I’ve been bringing food to work.  I have never been able to do this before and I have no explanation as to why the O.C.D. is taking hold so late in life.  But five days a week this has been my lunch:

lunch recipe

So it was that last week was a special treat.  I am not gonna gloat, but I’m coming off an unbelievable five days of eating with my friends. The undeniable highlight was Brothers restaurant, in the Korean BBQ district of San Francisco.  We got the meal for four, which yielded 38 plates, 3 pounds of meat and 1 hot-coal grill and the recommended Korean daily serving of approximately twenty thousand grams of sodium.

brothers bbq

70 percent below retail.

Monday, April 28th, 2008
Pennsylvania

Come for the speech, stay for the disinfectant.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

America’s election fever is so hot that even the Maritime Academy’s come down with a temperature. Cadet political action reached a one year high during student election week. A recent stroll across the major bulletin boards of campus revealed campaigns in the throes of various degrees of apathy.

Taking advantage of the carriage return feature of Microsoft Word, this candidate invoked the might of Nordic mythology. Although the office sought is perhaps a bit unclear, the candidate’s platform on flaming hammers is not.

Rejecting the slippery slope of university-printed campaign materials, this political poster explores the possibilities of an underused format. And with limited space to make a memorable impact, what could speak more to the people than a thoughtfully worded Post-it?

Stepping the bar way up was Ms. Wood. This one had it all: color, rhyme, humor. I loved it. However, with one of the highest jackass to female ratios in the state, I suppose vandalism was inevitable on this campus. This is an outrage. Or, you know, would be an outrage if it weren’t so funny.

…And anyway, attempts to elude would be vandals means that your high-posted poster loses impact, if not intelligibility.

Pledge the financial support you’re comfortable giving

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

The emanation of the Holy Spirit from the Father and later, in the Western Church, from the Son.

Monday, November 12th, 2007

The Mission was in top form for last week’s Day of the Dead. The procession traversed a couple of blocks about twenty-fourth street and there were lots of the following:

-candles
-faces painted white
-drums
-(bacon-scented?) incense

To-shi-o, Corinne and I stumbled down the street to take it all in and I’m now convinced that all parades–even non-occult related parades–should take place at night. The darkness enhanced everything good about it: the intrigue, the seemingly controlled chaos, the sense of the familiar becoming unfamiliar. The brown bagged beer also enhanced these things.

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Oh, and the oil spill. The fucking oil spill. The Chronicle led the next day with a 140 gallon estimate and at an actual figure of 58,000 gallons, as usual, the Chronicle was 0.8% correct. Or 99.2% wrong. Depends on your perspective I guess. Of course, the error isn’t really the Chronicle’s fault (although a six block walk to the bay would have confirmed this number as ridiculous), as everyone is now sorting through the explanation of the USCG’s now famous slowness in getting its story straight (it now appears that at least part of the explanation involves damage to the sounding tubes used to measure tank depth).

Overall it just sucks. Every major beach in the area is closed except Ocean Beach, the greatest of the beaches, and it’s unclear when they will be safe or even if they will ever be truly safe–even small amounts of benzene are enough to can cause drowsiness, dizziness, rapid heart rate, headaches, tremors, confusion, and unconsciousness. Anyway I was on the beach today and it was very unclear what was going on. There were ominous looking signs and loads of workers in white haz-mat outfits picking at the sand, but there were also plenty of surfers, dogs, and general beach miscellany. Are we safe or are we unsafe?

As the media hunts for prey to satiate its never ending bloodlust for blame, the people around me seem to be reacting with varying levels of defensiveness and xenophobia (“Down with Hanjin!”) across party lines. The old boys club at the Maritime Academy (which may actually turn out be the alma mater of the pilot in question) has been decidedly defensive. If you are asking me, they are giving way too much attention to the reactionary nonsense of the first 48 hours, which has included everything from “no single hulled ships in the bay” to “no ships in the bay.” Right. Also, they were really pissed about the front page pictures of oiled birds on day two of the Chronicle’s coverage. One thing conservatives have grown to hate, I’ve noticed, is any level of insinuation that non-human life may be as important as human life. Or human money. Or human jobs.

Wow, for ten minutes I didn’t write on endlessly about myself! (Though you should know I printed some really shitty new postcards this week) Here are some pictures.

the beach

If you are like most people. you probably feel helpless.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

I gave a little five minute survey to my students on Friday. I do this kind of thing occasionally because I never have any idea how effective I am. But also, there are always comments like this and I love them:

survey