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Last week, a few people held a belated surprise birthday party for To-Shi-O, who is my beloved roommate of lo these last three-and-a-half-plus years. By complete coincidence I also happen to be To-Shi-O’s beloved roommate of lo these last three-and-a-half-plus years and so I was invited. To the best of our combined ability we dressed in costume as Him, transcribed His paper crane tattoo upon our forearms, and greeted Him in the way of his own tongue, thus consummating the cult of To-Shi-O. And the good thing about belated surprise birthday parties is that they are all the more unexpected.

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My internet goal of the week is to update feather2pixels every day.  Today’s contribution to that heroic task resulted in a seventy minute quest to find the funniest picture on the internet.  The first thing this mission taught me is that Googling “funniest picture on the internet” gets you nowhere.  The second thing I learned is that my friend Louise was right: the world wide web is permanently cemented in a foundation of cat multimedia.  I didn’t really learn anything after that, but I did find what I believe to be the funniest picture on the internet.  Perhaps in light of the dynamic and seemingly boundless scope of the internet, it surprises you that I, , discovered its funniest picture.  But I did.   If you can find a funnier picture (that isn’t one of my rejected high school senior portait proofs) email me.  The first person to succeed will get a free set of Kid Monster postcards.  But do not get ahead of yourself.  Before you begin your false quest for the funniest picture on the internet, you need to witness the true funniest picture on the internet   And now behold. The funniest picture on the internet.