An old-man-sized infant

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Cringe-inducing Fall Out Boy lyric of the week:

“They say the captain
Goes down with the ship
So, when the world ends
Will God go down with it?”

For that matter, cringe-inducing Fall Out Boy song of the week:

What A Catch, Donnie
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Infrequent inspections, deficient safety requirements, and low hiring standards.

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I teach aboard the ship. When I step aboard, the federally-mandated security officer always greets me with “how’s it goin’, teach.” It might be one of the best things about my job. As far as today goes, I foresee a lot of hermitting in my office with the door closed. My big interview in on Tuesday. I should know about the summer soon (to sail or not to sail).

For the time being, Morgan Jameson and Indy Sarah are both out of the picture. While this is obviously what was supposed to happen, many questions remain unanswered: why did i push away what i could have for what i could not? Does something good automatically become something bad? Do I posses the ability to take control of my life? At any rate, now I will need to invent new ways to feel sorry for myself. Thank God Fall Out Boy just released a new album.

For the second week in a row, Phanna and I defied all odds to win trivia night alone. I wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t the best thing tha happened all week. Not just the Pig Buck, but hanging out with Phanna–he told me that he’s finally ready to start being human again, which certainly sounds like good news.

There is absolutely nothing good about text messaging.

Protected: I look 47 but I’m 24.

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

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