Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM.
Adrienne and I brought in donut holes for our students. We purchased THIRTY-SIX of them and they cost THREE dollars. En route to deliver the FIVE uneaten donuts holes to our Tollman Hall sister class, Algebra TWO/Trig with Luong Troung, I found the shell of a Macintosh FIVE HUNDRED TWELVE-K computer. Released in NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR at a retail cost of $TWO THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE plus applicable tax, this was the SECOND ever Mac. That makes it older than all of our TWENTY-EIGHT students, TWO tutors, and ONE teaching assistant combined.