A shared history of renegade haircuts.

Citibank‘s fine services over the last few years have afforded me not only convenient, cash-free payment options at my favorite merchants, but also 60,000 ThankYou! Reward Points, redeemable for exchange of an impressive array of national and local goods and services. For many months I have pondered my 60,000 ThankYou! Reward Points, the question of which Reward would put them to best use, and the mathematics of hospitality. Economically speaking, the item with the most favorable ThankYou! Reward Point to dollar exchange rate is simply a direct credit card payment (142.86:1). I’m stingy when it comes to anything that isn’t CDs, traveling, or the movies, but this option seemed too depressing even for me (it’s something Jill would do, though). The idea to treat my seven of closest and most carnivorous Bay Area friends to a opulent dinner of huge steaks and fine beverage came to me in the shower and so it was that before I was dry, half of my ThankYou! Reward Points were redeemed towards credit at the punctuationally-challenged Ruth’s Chris Steak House at a somewhat less favorable exchange rate (100.0:1). If you do the math, you will discover how laughably off-target my cost estimation was.

Weird thing was that it was kind of worth it.

steak!

2 Responses to “A shared history of renegade haircuts.”

  1. Nowell Says:

    Hey, 11.75 for a Chocolate Explosion? I don’t remember any Exploding Chocolate! I think I would have remembered THAT. I want my (your) fucking money back!

  2. Nowell Says:

    You’re supposed to say “you gave me cheese wiz”. Boy I’m drunk.

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