She cried when she thought she lost the travel journal.
He cried when he was outmatched by a pebble the size of a pea, later discovered to be perfectly lodged inside the front brake.
Wilderness tip: in order to learn what a tent-stalking bear doesn’t sound like, attract a noisy deer with homemade saltlick.
Secret foe: campground reservations.
Secret weapon: no-reservation campgrounds.
In the great city of Portland, Oregon, people may apologize for: serving no espresso, not liking beer, internal combustion, California.
Cue the Polaroids: