Something like 20 eggplants to make enough nicotine for a single cigarette.

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Summer break is one of America’s great traditions. Mine formally kicked off with a long weekend On The Road with Ben Hill, America’s poet laureate of Minor League Baseball, in Texas, a state in America. There I joined Ben for a near-lethal Lone Star injection of barbecue, whiskey, psych music, and of course the national pastime. What could be more American than that!

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Ben with Designated Eater Darren Smith

Ribbon Fries (prepared with a cordless drill)

Chili Frito Dog thing

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